Picturephone Masterpieces


Two men with moustaches and top hats crying while smiling and facing the viewer as a nuclear explosion takes place in the background

oh dear, two jolly fellows in an explosive predicament

Two cowboys throwing Connect 4 pieces at each other in front of a saloon, causing a vortex to open up.

angry connect 4 in the old west

Marge Simpson being absorbed into a book.

Marge merges with the marginalia

The shadow of Marge Simpson's head emerging from a blood-drenched tome

EVIL MARGE EMERGES FROM THE BLOODSTAINED TOME

Puppets of Tom and Jerry tearing flesh from the body of Kermit the Frog

Tom & Jerry Eat Meat: A Dark Fantasy Muppets Fanfic

The head of a dog with two horns and a pieced ear.

tooth

Luigi falling

action luigi

Mario sitting on a Luigi with wheels, surrounded by stick figures.

Sit down or I'm turning this Luigi around!

My favorite artform

Four Toads dance around a hole with a single Toad trapped within it.

Toads dance! It's time for the sacrifice!

A small house bursts from the heart of a man who yells 'AHHHHH!!!!'

There's a house inside my heart and it HURTS

A man with a long neck does taxes with his prehensible nose.

A long John does his taxes with his nose

A man is cut in half, while a giraffe in a hat smiles at the viwer. Captioned with the text 'Ass for Medecini?'

I am Broken and Need Medical Assistance from Giraffe Eat Ass Joe

A man is split in half. His insides are being licked at by a giraffe.

Bisected [redacted] offers body for medical assistance to geoff giraffe

Blue, from Blue's Clues, with bones replacing all his limbs, holds a skull.

blue

A regular giraffe wearing a speedo with a man's head looks unamused.

giraffe roro nora zoro t posing. swimsuit edition

A crying bird with spiky hair is crossed out.

It's actually iced coffee. I lied. Die.

A panda is imagining a skeleton with an afro. In the panda's thought bubble, there is the text'What's the deal with reggae?

panda dreams of spooky scary skeleton seinfeld xylephoning his ribs

Sonic the Hedgehog points a gun at Marge Simpson

sonic puts marge down for her own good

Sonic holds a sword and faces Marge Simpson. The text 'Getsuga TENSHOU' is displayed.

SONIC WILL KILL THE HOLLOW MARGE

A man listens to music as 3 baby orangatangs dance around him.

TyTy is listening to Baby Orangatang Pop

God, Brian and Steven Universe scream while Medusa eats a baby.

god brian and steven UNIVERSE SCREAM WHILE MEDUSA EATS THE BABY

Chopper is balt and dancing. There is a disco ball, and a man with a plant on his head is DJing.

chopper's bald cousin does a little dance

An eyeless person screams AHHHH. Arrows go from that person's eye sockets to floating eyes, then arrows go from the eyes to an eyeless dog.

my EYES are flying out of my FACE (turning into DOG)

TyTy becomes the Pope

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you have failed me for the last time. get in the sans box.

SEXY LOVE MUSHROOM MAN HOT TIMES NEAR YOU! CLICK NOW TO FIND FUNGUS!

help! my minecraft gay wedding is under attack

Unibrow Exploud practices cursive with his tail

Radical sponge atrophy aboard the boat of Queen Elizabeth II

milkwalker is real and is a class traitor

Squidward and Toad rubbing bulbous foreheads

you're telling me a shrimp fried this rice?

Stabby Gabby and the Frozen Man host caterpillar energy podcast

tyty commits horrid sin, murders whispy woods, who is not happy

The nude wizard holds a fowl avian fiend

Count Dracula is falling into a gigantic toilet. The text 'yote' is displayed.

I BLAST THE COUNT INTO SPACE WITH THE FORCE OF MY BIG EYEBALL