~ DREAM CUISINE ~
things I have eaten
- two pieces of buttered bread
- butterflies ? forced to eat by simpsons X
- macarons
- sandwich ? stolen from staff fridge at facility creating half bus half dog chimeras X
- small pokemon marbles
- midnight pancakes ? offered by grandma in a friendly way X
- pasta ? forced to eat by grandma in a scary way X
- bugs and small animals
- pumpkin ? signed by the winner of squid game X
- goldfish
- human flesh
- lasagna ? fed to me through the bars in the window X
- grass seeds
- sticks
- tiny spider ? for a college assignment X
- chips
- meat ? i am also a meat creature X
- the viewer of the dream ? I am a dumpster diver that uses keys found in dumpsters to steal from other people. Start finding bloody meat and flesh in the dumpsters, tip off the police. One time I enter a building and the house is alive, window becomes eyes it's all singing its song I fall down the stairs lose control of the camera angle fall into vignettes become tentacle creature they're all in my mouth. I open wide and eat the viewer. X
- plastic food
- grilled cheese
- donuts
- bagels
- pile of popcorn
- frozen pizza
- trash ? looking for zippers and video games X
things that have eaten me
- whale
- snow dragon
- inflatable flamingo
- dinosaur of ambiguous species
analysis
this is a pretty uneven ratio! hopefully in the years to come it balances out so i'm eaten as much as i eat. until then, i apologize for not giving back to my community as much as i take
choices:meals not involving me
- cats ← balloons
- cats ← catfood
- cats ← yellow bits
- tom ← jerry
- dragon ← seaside resort town ? all of the people the dragon eats turn into balloons X
- sharks ← mom
- mom ← snake person
- snake ← archers
- royal goats ← grass
- homer simpson ← donuts
- starfish ← earth
- the Lady in White ← football players
- the horror ← the children
- the observer ← my special pet bunny
- hellhound ← candy
- giant worm ← my neighbors
- floor mouth ← stray eyeball
- creatures ← creatures
- roommate ← floor lunch
- caveman wife ← dinner
- alien ← expired food ? we filled up the empty gamestop at the mall to distract them X
- cats ← catfood
the food web
black arrow (→)
- signifies flow of nutrients.
red arrow (→)
- signifies source node either feeds or produces destination node. (e.g. simpsons feed me butterflies, dragons output balloons)