kerohome

What is this place?

This is my house! Ah, wait, you probably mean “this place” as in the whole "subconscious". This is the website beneath my website. It's still fully forming, so it's unclear what exactly that means. But I'm glad you made it here, in any case! :3

Who are you?

I’m Kero! Or -- formally -- 'The Honda Summer Savings Event' I’m the fursona of the webmaster. Sometimes fursonas are just direct representations of their creators, but I’m more of a character, I think. Not sure though – after all, the webmaster is the one who’s decided everything I’m saying right now. Eh, I wouldn’t worry too much about it.

Do you ever wonder if you’ll get replaced?

You mean, if he picked a different fursona? I don’t think I’d ever go away. I mean, I was the first. There’s a special bond there. I might change, grow, but that’s true of everyone.

Where did you come from?

My egg crashed down from space onto a 2014 Honda Civic. I guess I'm an alien, technically? I was actually raised by a guy named Josiah, one of the salesman on duty that day. My childhood only lasted a few years, my species matures pretty fast. My dad kept me hidden, thought it was a bad idea for the world to see me. But eventually, I just wanted to go out and see the world, so I ran away. Lived alone in the woods for a while, until I made some friends, and started seeing more of the world. No idea where I come from originally.

Do you miss the yous you used to be?

Nope! I'm curious, maybe, but I can't miss what I don't remember having to begin with. And I'm happy with the life I'm living right now, so that's enough for me.

What do you taste like?

Salty. Rough? Probably however an alligator would taste.

What's your stance on solipsism?

Throwing out the heavy hitters, huh? Well, between you and me, I've gotta say it's more likely that you exist than I do.

Does this actually work?

May 7th, 2023

You mean the question submission field? Yep, it works! I don't check to see if I've gotten any questions that often, however.

Top 10 Numbers

September 30th, 2023

87, 8 (bodacious), my SSN, my zip code, 6, 1066, derf, 157, 3, 0

opinions on silent Hill 2 soundtrack? I'm listening to it rn

December 7, 2023

Jacob Galler did an excellent video on horror game soundtracks. I feel that my own opinions merely parrot his (especially given that I haven't played Silent Hill before). The one special gut-wrenching track from a horror game that's always stuck me is the maintence room theme from Hatoful Boyfriend. Just, the feeling of reprieve against continued bizarre tragedy, it's something else to experience.

Would you say burritos, fatays, empanadas, and shawarmas belong to the same category of food, or would you say there is a clear distinction between them that makes them belong to separate categories of food?

February 19, 2024

They are all sandwiches.

Are you more of a chainsaw or hedge trimmer kinda person?

June 28, 2024

Aesthetically, there's something obviously cool about chainsaws. I like using them in Duck Game. So probably chainsaw! The webmaster is a bit more of a coward, he'd probably only ever use a hedge trimmer.

Do you have a favorite Pokémon?

August 2, 2024

Yes! The webmaster's fav pokémon are all on the surface website, over here. If I, Kero, had to pick my own specific favorites, separate from the webmaster... either Slakoth, Cyclizar or Cresselia!