HISTORY AND CULTURE

Timeline

January 5th, 2015

The three original boars are brought together by happenstance.

October 2015

The lubricious boar gives birth to a magical kitsune.

February 2016

Because of the uber boar, everyone sees the digimon image. The fuzzwocks, the cultists, even the innocents.

August 8th, 2016

We have supper for the first time.

January 13th, 2017

MOP EVENT HORIZON.

May 29th, 2017

The 'Bodacious Bears' are renamed to the Bodacious Boars.

July 6th, 2017

Four nights of four boars. Two beds. One glove.

August 7th, 2017

The lubricious boar is exiled. We mourn the parts that were once loved, yet find peace in the calm that befalls the supper table.

November 24, 2017

Luigi's Furry Execution Ceremony

July 4th, 2018

Slime-Single-Orange-Chicken perishes, but the remainder of the world is at last freed from the orange. Further violence is extinguished under the eye of the Wyvern. The orange is slain and all can rejoice!

December 3rd, 2018

The prophet, leafbug, speaks their wisdom: 'I'm at school! I'm thinking about uhhhhh sans????

April 16th, 2020

We gathered together to share in the tale of Seth, the demon, and the mouth blood vape.

Historical Figures

Various characters either created by or mythologized by the boars.
  • Horatio's Husband:
    -8 points.
  • Applesauce Steven:
    We've all been him, at one point in our lives.
  • Knack:
    We've all smooched him, at one point in our lives.
  • Hot Chinese Mustard:
    For years, I didn't realize this was referring to a real guy, and thought this was just another character we made up at some point.
  • Voodoo Vince:
    Yup
  • Kooky Carly:
    The skeleton of this deceased giant was hollowed out to be an elephant zoo.
  • Aguknack Plokgex:
    The fusion of our DJs. AKA King Dedede.
  • Bowser:
    Just say 5 words, and your life can change forever.
  • Todd, tho smol happo mushroom:
    One of three stubby boys.
  • Timitoy Q. Gurvourern:
    Makes good art.
  • Little Strawberry Me Baby:
    From Pokemon Vietnamese Crystal Version
  • Bart Simpson:
    Rude. Knock off works of Bart Simpson are called Blarts.
  • Ambrose:
    baby bonzai bubble challenge cosmic extravaganza
  • Fuckleberry Finn/Jomegranate Pefferson:
    Gone into the aether.
  • Crummington Falsebeak:
    There's art of him on the surface website.
  • The Orange:
    Has been slain.
  • Isabella Swimmings:
    The secretive spammer. A years long mystery, just for one.