Microdreams

• Come one, come all, to the Quibi movie theater! I show up, ready to watch my 15 minute movie , but I have to wait 43 minutes until the next viewing.
• Waiting in line, my friend pushes me out of the way and says "my new year's resolution is to be a bitch". Obama laughs
• Disco elysium except harry is an anthro car
• The boars leave our local library, climb a hedge and trespass on local property. We each take turns kissing Guy Fieri.
• My friends & I were competing in a race against superheroes, and we all had the superpower that we would die if we weren't stepping on polka dots. We lost the race because of this.